The little girl with the pain in the back

There was a little girl called Jane,
Who was troubled with a big back pain,
When asked, she said "Its not that bad!"
When asked, she tried not to look very sad!
But the pain showed through in her eyes,
And sneaked out in front of all her lies!

One day she could bear it no more,
So she went past the hospital door,
The doctor there saw her and said,
"Your back is really swollen and red,
Change your diet to water and bread,
So that you will lose some weight,
Then maybe your pain wont be so great!"

Jane looked the doctor up and down,
And turned her smile into a frown,
And then told the doctor to stuff his head,
With the same old moldy water and bread,
She rather liked her back pain,
By losing it, there was no gain,
And if she had to live on water and bread,
She would rather be better off dead!